From the Grave

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  1.  Here Lies John: He liked to cast on
  2. Here lies Tess Beetles: She preferred wood needles
  3. Here lies Pat Farino: she knitted with merino
  4. Here lies Kathy McNeel: she never turned a heel.
  5. Here lies Paige: she never checked her gauge 
  6. Here lies Mrs Whisker: she didn't like to Kitchener
  7. Here lies Jill Frock: she never liked to block.
  8. Here lies Betty Pull: she preferred to knit with wool
  9. Here lies Snicky Snook: she crocheted with a wooden hook
  10. Here lies Tom Brown: he never put his knitting down.

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Comments

Mrs. Micawber said…
To this cheerful company may I add:

Here lies Julie Graf, who cried when casting off.

(This is because she hated to see a project end.)

:)
8:48 AM
Anonymous said…
LOL
8:48 AM
Judy S. said…
Too funny! How about Melly Barn who had way too much unused yarn?
10:12 AM
Nancy said…
I love it!

I think I'm related to Paige.
10:36 AM
Unknown said…
Oh, Kathy, these are REALLY FUNNY. Got a good chuckle!!
11:58 AM
karen said…
you are quite creative and funny, loved how this made me smile :)
2:15 PM
KSD said…
Jill Frock and I would be such good friends.
2:42 PM
Katherine said…
You are so funny!! I am definitely Mrs. Whisker.
2:49 PM
knitterbeader said…
Cute little ditty, Kathy!!
8:10 PM
Araignee said…
Brilliant! I'm still laughing....
10:41 PM
Meredith said…
Here lies Mere, who loved to swear, and frankly didn't care, if anyone was aware!
Hugs,
Meredith
10:51 AM
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