Limerick time

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THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN WHOSE HOUSE

RUNNETH OVE WITH YARNS, AND HER SPOUSE

WAS DROVE A BIT MAD

AND THE HOUSE LOOKED SO BAD

FOR HER ARSE BARELY MOVED FROM THE COUCH.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Oh how funny! I can really identify with that!!!! ;)
8:01 AM
Anonymous said…
ROFLOL - Kathy that is hysterical! I love it!!
8:53 AM
Knittripps said…
I can completely relate!
9:01 AM
Bernadette said…
Too funny! Great little limerick! Are you making that sweater? Lovely colors.
10:25 AM
kathy b said…
Bernadette

Are you kiidding? No I am just SHOWING that sweater from a nearby YS called Mosaic in DesPlaines Illinoiis. THey were lovely when I asked if I could take some pictures for the blog. Aren't the greens wonderful? Thanks for reading irisheyes.
11:55 AM
Alyssa said…
Ha sounds like my house.
12:18 PM
Deb said…
Snort laugh!!!
12:44 PM
Monika said…
Are you talking about me? ;o)
1:53 PM
Unknown said…
HAHA!
2:05 PM
Grace said…
Tom says that should be written on every knitters tote bag and coffee mugs He says it definitely applies to me, I have no idea what he is talking about I NEVER have time to knit!!
2:31 PM
Beverly said…
ROTFLMAO!!!

You made my day.
4:17 PM
Jennifer said…
Thanks for the limerick - just in time for St. Paddy's day.
9:38 PM
Anonymous said…
What a hilarious limerick, and so true! DH tells me that the part of me that meets the couch is getting wider. Maybe I should learn to knit while I walk on the treadmill.
10:30 PM
Pat K said…
And on that thought, I'm off to bed...smiling.
12:15 AM
Anonymous said…
Oh my goodness. Yes.
5:37 PM
Anonymous said…
hahaha! OMG, my husband would love that one, as it seems to be a great limerick depicting me the past few weeks! :)
7:12 PM
Aija said…
That is too funny!!!!!
5:09 AM
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