Pop Quiz TIme
1*
My new purse insert is
a)fantastic...
b)so wonderful it is hard to imagine life without it
c)bought on ETSY
d)all of the above.
This SOCKITTOME chart
was
a)a gift from Katherine
b)created by Kathy b
c)free with a purchase from Hanes Her Way Undies
*3 Last night I figured out why I was anxious.
It was because:
a) I wasn't knitting socks
b) Despite my best efforts there were fruitflies
in the kitchen
c) I had not had a Coke in 2 months
d)all of the above
*4
If you want to try to get rid of fruit flies in your kitchen
you can
a) spray them with hairspray while they fly in the air
b)stop eating fruit
c)put some cider vinegar in a jar and add a paper funnel to it
d)look them up and realize they live for over 40 days so you cannot just ignore them
e)all of the above
*5
Twenty minutes after getting up to an alarm
I had already
a) poured a cup of coffee before the pot was full
b)had the only 20 minutes of quiet that I was going to get today
c)met the Peapod man at the door(in a sweatshirt and pajama bottoms) and put away all my groceries
d)all of the above
*6
It is the last day of July 2013.
This means
a) there are only 4 knitting months left to make Christmas gifts
b)the Cubs are in last place or thereabouts
c)tomatoes in the garden will be ripe in about 3 weeks
d)all of the above
How are you doing so far?
They get harder from here on out -
*7
My sister Michelle is visiting later in the week.
Plans include:
a) Segway Tour of the Lakefront
b) Ferris Wheel ride at Navy Pier
c)Horseback riding
d)Sunning ourselves on the beach
*8
Having 4 cats in the house
a) is still easier than one dog
b)means they all eat out of each others dishes
c)makes scoopable litter a practicality
d)all of the above
*9
I've replaced Coke drinking with
a) vodka and lemonade
b)watered down lemonade
c)Dos Equis ...and I drink it with the most interesting man in the world
*10
Last night's dinner was
a)Carry out Chinese...who can cook the day before Peapod arrives?
b) A turkey breast with smashed potatoes and carrots.
c)Grilled hotdogs
How did you do?
The answers....well I may never tell...
It was because:
a) I wasn't knitting socks
b) Despite my best efforts there were fruitflies
in the kitchen
c) I had not had a Coke in 2 months
d)all of the above
*4
If you want to try to get rid of fruit flies in your kitchen
you can
a) spray them with hairspray while they fly in the air
b)stop eating fruit
c)put some cider vinegar in a jar and add a paper funnel to it
d)look them up and realize they live for over 40 days so you cannot just ignore them
e)all of the above
*5
Twenty minutes after getting up to an alarm
I had already
a) poured a cup of coffee before the pot was full
b)had the only 20 minutes of quiet that I was going to get today
c)met the Peapod man at the door(in a sweatshirt and pajama bottoms) and put away all my groceries
d)all of the above
*6
It is the last day of July 2013.
This means
a) there are only 4 knitting months left to make Christmas gifts
b)the Cubs are in last place or thereabouts
c)tomatoes in the garden will be ripe in about 3 weeks
d)all of the above
How are you doing so far?
They get harder from here on out -
*7
My sister Michelle is visiting later in the week.
Plans include:
a) Segway Tour of the Lakefront
b) Ferris Wheel ride at Navy Pier
c)Horseback riding
d)Sunning ourselves on the beach
*8
Having 4 cats in the house
a) is still easier than one dog
b)means they all eat out of each others dishes
c)makes scoopable litter a practicality
d)all of the above
*9
I've replaced Coke drinking with
a) vodka and lemonade
b)watered down lemonade
c)Dos Equis ...and I drink it with the most interesting man in the world
*10
Last night's dinner was
a)Carry out Chinese...who can cook the day before Peapod arrives?
b) A turkey breast with smashed potatoes and carrots.
c)Grilled hotdogs
How did you do?
The answers....well I may never tell...
Comments
We had Chinese take-out last night too.
BTW: Today's post was hilarious and totally brilliant!
PS:Daddio has been battling fruit flies all summer also. I've tried everything including those little plastic apples filled with poison you buy at the hardware store. Nothing is working. Nothing.
No. 2 - Gosh, golly, gee I can only guess C.
No. 6 - D plus it means tomorrow is my birthday.
No. 9 - I hope C. Please give details!
No. 10 - I hope B. Yum!
Fun post!!
c)Dos Equis ...and I drink it with the most interesting man in the world
Seriously? I heart that household of yours.
And I'm glad to know that the Chicago area is having some kind of aggravated fruit fly season as well as the Bay Area. I like the Cider vinegar + dishwashing soap (makes em stick) combo in a shallow plastic container. They have been haunting the office space as well. I appear scary and twitchy, swatting at the air about me. Have a great weekend!!
Hugs,
Meredith